- TriptychR: There are two reasons a man reads a newspaper.
- TriptychR: 1. Something genuinely concerns him.
- TriptychR: 2. He needs to occupy himself while on the john.
- TriptychR: If someone takes one of my stories into the crapper and chooses not to wipe with it at the end, I am honored. *Honored*, I say.
August 5, 2007
